hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

breaks into your room: ITS ALMOST OCTOBER
rips open blinds: SMELL THE PUMPKINS
pulls you out of bed: LOOK AT THE LEAVES
leans in really close:
feel the spoopy